Insanity Part14-Valentines Day-B-day special Part1*1 hour later of Simon being blown to pieces*
Stark:Ahh man;I lost.
Me:And that surprises you why?
Simon:Can I come out now?
French Soldiers;Obtenez le garçon!(Get the boy!)
Me:When did the French get there?
*12 minutes later*
Me:*poofs Simon out of the game*
Me:You're lucky I poofed you out at all.
TV:*turns on and the news channel comes on*
News Reporter:We have breaking news that-
Me:GET TO THE POINT!
News Reporter:*glares at me through the screen*
News Reporter:Anyway,we'll bring it to Steve whos on the scene in South Carolina.
*The screen switches over to Steve who happens to have zombies right behind him*
Steve:We're here in South Carolina,where an zombie apocalpse seems to be-
Zombies:*takes an chunck out of his shoulder&
Zombies:*attack the camera guy and the screen goes black*
Me:I know!Can no man actually scream like an dude?
Happy B-day Caity!Me;Okay peoples!We're gonna wish Caity an happy b-day.
Jace:*snorts*And if we don't?
Me:*stabs him with sword*
Me:*brings him back*
Me:Air you go first.
Air:Happy birthday Caity!
Gabe:Happy birthday I guess.
Christian:Happy birthday..don't kill me.
Jace:Happy 6th birth-
Simon:Happy birthday,you crazy psycho.
Stark:Happy birthday you two toned bit-
Me:*shoots him with shotgun*
Me:*brings him back*
Me:*growls*Say it right.
Simi:Happy birthday!*drinks an bottle of BBQ sauce*
Gir:Happy birthday master!*takes an bite out of an waffle*
Gary:*whispers*I have protection for later.
Me:Thats all!Happy birthday,cuz.
Insanity Part 13-Christmas Special Part 3Annie:*walks up to him with an snowball and crushes it on his head*
Me:Shut up we're torturing you!*shoves an snowball down his pants*
Jace:*more girly screams*
Izzy:I wanna try!
Jace:Clary!I expected this from Izzy!Not my own freakin' girlfriend!
Clary:You kind of deserve it.
Clary:Well you did kiss Cait...
Jace:Your still mad about that?!
Clary:*shoves an anowball down his pants*
Clary:*smiles sweetly at him*
Clary;Did that anwser you're question?
Air:JACE SPILL THE SECRETS NOW!
Air:*pours a bucket of snowballs down his pants*
Air:*grins and giggles*
Me:ENOUGH!It's time to bring out the big guns!Gir!
Gir:Hehehe!*walks up to Jace and starts kicking him in the weenie*
Gir:Can we order pizza?!
*At the guys fort*
Spike:We have to get him back before he spills our secrets.
Simon:What he if already told them-
Insanity Part 12-Christmas Special Part 2Me:Merry Christmas to all!*gets out an flare gun and shoots an flare into the air*
Flare:*blows an hole into the ceiling*
Simon:Are you insane?!
*Starts raining chocolate*
Zuzon:Yay!*starts eating an odd piece of chocolate*
Zuzon:THIS IS DISGUSTING!*spit it out*
Me:Thats because it's reindeer poop.
Jace:I'm standing in shit?
Jace:No wait-*knees Gabe in the stones*
Gabe:Frick!*falls over in pain*
Jace:*stands on Gabe's back*
Jace:Now I'm standing in shit.
Gabe:Get off me!
Jace:*smirks*Get off on you?Sorry don't swing that way.
Jace:*smirks but gets off of him*
Church:*shrieks and jumps on Gabe's face*
Church:*claws at his face*
Gabe:*screams like an chick and starts running around in circles*
Cait:No,bad Church!*dumps an bucket of water on Church*
Church:*hisses and jumps her*
Cait:*hits him with an frying pan*
Chairman Meow:*hisses and jumps her*
Insanity Part 11-Christmas Special Part 1 IMPORTANT MESSAGE!:THIS IS ONLY PART 1 OF THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!I ONLY HAD 5 DAYS TO WRITE THIS THING PLUS I'VE BEEN OUT MOST OF WEEK,SO THATS WHY IT'S SO SHORT.PART 2 WILL HAVE ALL YOU'RE DARES AND DIE!PLUS IT'LL BE LONGER.
Me:Sup my bitches?
Cait:Merry Christmas to you too.
Me:Shut it Blondie.
Cait:TWO TONED BITCH!
Cait: Poor Santa.
Me:He deserved it.Creepy fat pedo...
Cait:Hey!Santa ain't an pedo.
Cait:*pouts*I'm not gonna win this am I?
Cait;Didn't think so.
Kevin:*blank stare*I'm emo..*starts applying black eyeliner*(not to offend anyone who's emo,I'm emo myself.)
Me:He's emo now.
Me:Heard you the first time Kevin.
Fallen:I have dares!And dies!
I'm sending in more dares and dies!!!
Dare: Stark, make out with Adri for 5 minutes. (the one who tried to hypnotize you)
Dare: Clary, kiss Jav
Insanity Part 10Me:I'm back!
Gabe:*snorts*Where did you really go?
Me:Like I said:Hell!I even brought Luci to prove it.
Me:Ya know,Hell wasn't what I expected it to be.
Me:*pushes open the pink wooden doors*
Behind the pink doors:*everything is pink,the sun,trees,grass,ponies,bunnies,even the sign that says"Welcome To Hell!"is pink*
Sparkly Pink Pony:Welcome to Hell!The most prettiest place in the entire-
Luci:*rides up in an pink pony,wearing an pink wedding dress*
Luci:Hi ya Sappy!
Me:*notices he has Dean tied up and gagged*
Me:Why is Dean tied up?
Luci;Oh that.Well,we just got married!
Dean:*struggling against the ropes*
Me:Yeah,I don't think he agrees with the marriage.
Luci:*shrugs shoulders*He'll come around.
*Starts snowing pink snow*
Luci:SNOWY!*jumps into an pile of pink snow*
Me:*gets out flamethrower and starts setting the place on f
Insanity-Outtake 1 *Outtake 1*
*In one of the rooms in the haunted house*
Me,Zi,Annie,Cait,Air,Kandy,Zuzon,Fallen:*sitting in an circle*
Fallen:Why are we here again?
Me:We're gonna prank phone call Ash.
Me:From the Dark-Hunter series.He's an god.
Annie:So we're gonna prank call an god?
Annie:Are you insane?
Me:*grins*I think you know the anwser to that.
Annie:Maybe I do,maybe I don't.
Zuzon:Can we just get on with it?
Me:Right.*picks up the phone and dials Ash*
Nick:*grabs the phone*
Me:Nick!*grabs the phone*
Ash:Who is this?
Me:Idiot!*throws him out the window(not the same window that overlooks the cemetery)*
Nick:*falls on his butt in the middle of the road*
Bus:*runs him over*
Me:Now we call back.*dials Ash back*
Me:Hi,is Mrs.Partheopaeus there?
Ash:No this is her husband.
Me:Well,I just wanted to
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