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Insanity Part 10Me:I'm back!
Gabe:*snorts*Where did you really go?
Me:Like I said:Hell!I even brought Luci to prove it.
Me:Ya know,Hell wasn't what I expected it to be.
Me:*pushes open the pink wooden doors*
Behind the pink doors:*everything is pink,the sun,trees,grass,ponies,bunnies,even the sign that says"Welcome To Hell!"is pink*
Sparkly Pink Pony:Welcome to Hell!The most prettiest place in the entire-
Luci:*rides up in an pink pony,wearing an pink wedding dress*
Luci:Hi ya Sappy!
Me:*notices he has Dean tied up and gagged*
Me:Why is Dean tied up?
Luci;Oh that.Well,we just got married!
Dean:*struggling against the ropes*
Me:Yeah,I don't think he agrees with the marriage.
Luci:*shrugs shoulders*He'll come around.
*Starts snowing pink snow*
Luci:SNOWY!*jumps into an pile of pink snow*
Me:*gets out flamethrower and starts setting the place on f
Insanity-Outtake 1 *Outtake 1*
*In one of the rooms in the haunted house*
Me,Zi,Annie,Cait,Air,Kandy,Zuzon,Fallen:*sitting in an circle*
Fallen:Why are we here again?
Me:We're gonna prank phone call Ash.
Me:From the Dark-Hunter series.He's an god.
Annie:So we're gonna prank call an god?
Annie:Are you insane?
Me:*grins*I think you know the anwser to that.
Annie:Maybe I do,maybe I don't.
Zuzon:Can we just get on with it?
Me:Right.*picks up the phone and dials Ash*
Nick:*grabs the phone*
Me:Nick!*grabs the phone*
Ash:Who is this?
Me:Idiot!*throws him out the window(not the same window that overlooks the cemetery)*
Nick:*falls on his butt in the middle of the road*
Bus:*runs him over*
Me:Now we call back.*dials Ash back*
Me:Hi,is Mrs.Partheopaeus there?
Ash:No this is her husband.
Me:Well,I just wanted to
Insanity Part 9-Halloween Special *Previously*
Cait:*groans*I have an nasty headache.
Me:*grins*Yeah,but I bet it was worth all the fun you had last night,huh?*wiggles eyebrows*
Me:You don't remember?*raises eyebrow*
Me:You slept with Jace,Cait.*not grinning anymore,looking completely serious*
Cait:*eyes widen,while her jaw drops to the floor*
*Beginning of Part 9/Halloween Special*
Me:Yeah,let me fill you in on our way to the main room.
*On our way to the main room*
Me:So you slept with Jace.
Cait:Will you stop saying that?!
Me:*grins*You slept with Jace.
Cait:*glares*I hate you.
Me:Love you too,cuz,
Me:*opens the giant doors to the main room*
Gabe:About time you got here.
Me:Why?Did someone choke on an marshmellow again?*grins*
Gabe:It wasn't funny.
Me:Yeah it was.
Gabe:*sighs*I'm not even gonna say anything.
Me:*smirks*You just did.
Me:Man,and I thought Jace was the bitch.
Insanity Part 8*Previously*
Jace:*puking in a nearby trash can*
Zuzon:Wow,he really did it.
Cait:Wheres my penis?
Me:You don't have an penis.
*Beginning of Part 8*
Zi;Okay,how much longer does this crap last?
Cait: PERU BITCHES!*poofs herself out of there*
Me:I know!Why couldn't she have poofed to France?!We could've bombed them!
Annie:*sighs*Lets just go.
Magnus:I'm banned from Peru.
Magnus:Well..it involved an llama.
Annie:How the hell did an llama get you banned from Peru?
Me:Whatever.We'll be fine.*poofs them out of there*
*In the woods of Peru*
Zi:What part of Peru are we in?
Me:The really woodzy part.
Puma:Who goes there?!
Group of pumas:*gather in an circle around us*
Leader Puma:State your business!
Leader Puma:Wait!Is that Magnus Bane?
Magnus:Ummm..I can ex-
Me:*shoves a fake mustache on Magnus's face*
Cleverbot Part 2Cleverbot: Could you tell me more about you?
User: Maybe maybe.
Cleverbot: But maybe you are STORM.
User: Maybe you are CLOUDS.
Cleverbot: I'm not, im kim pigate.
User: Oh yeah?Well,I'm Darth Vader bitch!*gets out lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: You are Olga.
User: You are fat!
Cleverbot: You fail, by trying to tell me I am a fail.
User: Oh yeah?You fail by try to tell me I fail,by telling you you fail.
Cleverbot: I'll go hung myself in the garage, see ya.
User: Have fun!
Cleverbot: Thank you!
Cleverbot Part 1Cleverbot:What are you?
Me:What are you?
Me:YOUR MISTAKEN!*throws tomatos*.
Cleverbot: Pinkamena diane pie.
Cleverbot:I love llamas.
Me:Yeah,well I love bacon!*takes a bite out of a piece of bacon*.
Cleverbot:Slap me with a fish.
Me: Okay!*slaps Cleverbot with fish*.
Cleverbot:Matagal pa bagul.
Me:Whats that suppose to me?*aims shotgun*.
Cleverbot:Love only hurts when you make mistakes.
Me: Okay then..BACON!
Cleverbot:What's your favorite movie?
Me: Dude,there are many!
Cleverbot:Give me an exaple.
Me:You give me an exaple!
Me:Man,your freakier then my brother.And thats sayin' something.
Cleverbot: But you are a human girl right?
Me: Dude,what the hell?!Are you an stalker?!
Me:Are you asking to be killed?
Me: Didn't think so.
Cleverbot:You didn't think. Hatcha!
Cleverbot:Look who's talking!
Me:I'm not an creeper!I'm just bat-shit crazy.
Insanity Part 7 *Previously*
Annie;Did you do crack when we were gone or something?
Me:WHO TOLD YOU?!*eye twitches*
Zi:Can we just find the others?
Me:*shifty eyes*Maybe we won't find the others..maybe the others will find you...
Cait:Thats it.No more crack for you.
*Beginning of Part 7*
Me:CRACK FILLED COFFEE!
Zi:You had coffee filled with crack?
Me:*narrows eyes*Thats what I said wasn't it?
Zi:YES IT WAS!
Me:GOOD!*takes a bite out of a chicken wing*
Cait:Where'd you get the chicken wings from?
Annie:Can we just find them already?
Annie:The idiots were gonna kill-
Me:KILL?!I GET TO KILL SOMETHING?!
Me:YAYS!*does happy dance*
Annie:*hands them grenades,including me*
Zi:Your gave her grenades?
Cait:Thats like giving a monkey a rocket launcher!
Annie:And what wrong with that?*gives a monkey a rocket launcher,the same monkey th
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